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Name: The Erotic Adventures of Casanova

Year: 1977

Language: English

Duration: 91 min

Country: United States

Director: John Holmes

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Actress: Beverly Rogers,Nancy Hoffman,Suzanne French,Sandy Pinney,Phadra Grant,Paula Wain,Tracy O’Neil,Iris Medina,Susan Catherine,Bridgette Felina,Cathy Linger,Susan Silver,Justine Taylor,Maureen Spring,Jane Goodman,Diane Bills,Susie Susser,Mary Grant

Actors: John Holmes,Blair Harris,John Seeman,Peter Andrews,David Brook,Rock Steadie,Charly Rule,Peter Johns,Dave Reagan,Jory Jeffery,Will Verdi,Bob Dwyer

No matter how many movies about Casanova you’ve seen, this vintage porn film with one and only John Holmes in the leading role is hotter than them all! The libidinous and lusty Casanova can seduce any woman and give her the unforgettable moments of pure carnal pleasure. An experienced and skillful lover, he knows what would please a woman the most, be it lesbian play, threesome, anal sex, double penetration or a group orgy. There’s nothing more ecxiting to watch Casanova conquer one beautiful lady after another and make them explode in orgasms!

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Name: Valerie

Duration: 60 min

Year: 1975

Country: United States

Language: English

Director: Steve Brown

Actress: Cris Cassidy,Sharon Thorpe,Gina Nadeau,Clair James,Katrina Rexford

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No it’s not ki-ddie porn, but rather a superior example of the many hardcore films made in the ’70s titillating the viewer with young female leads portraying even younger characters. The ebullient Katrina Rexford in the title role of VALERIE is definitely possessed of a post-teen body, but her acting keeps up the desired illusion. Talented filmmaker Summer Brown, whose Abigail Clayton vehicle DIXIE is still quite fondly remembered (and in circulation), emphasizes comedy here, but with Rexford’s help still delivers the requisite sex tease/fulfillment. Episodic format works very well: Valerie is a in need of a foster home. Every time she is placed, matters get messed up comically -CUT to Valerie back at the facility, looking forlorn like a puppy awaiting a new owner. Her first mishap is placement with the Fettuccini family, where daddy is having sex with her predecessor, a bustyblonde named Maggie. Maggie is a bad influence on Valerie, teaching her how to use an immense dildo, and when mum catches Valerie masturbating with it, it’s back to the foundling home. Next sequence has her adopted by Mrs. Kelly, and attending a birthday party with other young girls, entertained by a professional clown. This is a bizarre segment, as the clown is mighty weird, doing Tricky Dick Nixon and John Wayne impressions (!) prior to a game of hide & seek where Valerie wins and gets deflowered by said clown. Mrs. Kelly catches them, and that’s it for Val. Her next home is with a golddigger who wants her to help take care of her 76-year-old husband, wheelchair bound. This is even more tasteless than the clown episode, as the horny old guy plus 15-year-old girl formula is definitely non-p.c. He finally gets Val to strip for him, cueing a predictable heart attack (but he’s a pauper so wifey is not too thrilled at this conclusion after all). Finally the Fettuccinis give Val one last try after Maggie’s flown the coop, with predictable results. Thanks to Rexford’s destroyer body and clever direction, plus more enthusiastic acting than usual in porn, VALERIE is a winner.

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Name: Baby Doll

Director: Carl Evans

Language: English

Country: United States

Year: 1975

Duration: 71 min

Actress: Spring Finlay,Justina Lynn,Kris Ware

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Candy Mason might be called Baby Doll, but she’s definitely all grown-up and is getting tired of just sucking her thumb. Ready to experience her freakiest fantasies at last, Candy prepares to go out on the prowl. Joined by a stunning set of her sexiest girl friends, Candy gives in to the horny demands of every guy in the neighborhood, while her gal pals either jump into the action or watch. You’ll see our lovely star and her luscious, man-hungry companions reach their passionate potential in every hard, wet scene! This is 70s hardcore at its best, filled with scrumptious all-natural women and fun-filled, no-holds-barred erotic action. Fans of classic porn will love this sultry suburban sexfest!

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Name: Hardgore

Language: English

Year: 1974

Duration: 129 min

Country: United States

Director:

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Name: Pleasure Masters

Country: United States

Year: 1975

Duration: 70 min

Language: English

Director: Alex DeRenzy

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Actress: Desiree West,Justina Lynn,Rikki Gambino,Enjil von Bergdorfe,Kikko,Nan Johnson,Linda Brooks

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“Pleasure Masters” features two unconnected stories, the first is about a guy with a Japanese housemaid and his girlfriend (who sucks lollipops and has shaved pubes). The second story is set in San Francisco in 1890, a coach drawn by horses is lost in the fog. The male occupants all end up in a brothel and have a wild time. It burned down many years ago and all of the occupants were destroyed in the fire.

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Name: Joy Of Letting Go

Country: United States

Language: English

Year: 1976

Duration: 80 min

Director: John Gregory

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Name: Night Caller

Duration: 74 min

Director: Anthony Spinelli

Year: 1975

Country: United States

Language: English

Actress: Joan Devlon,Linda York,Enjil von Bergdorfe,Monique Starr,Linda Brooks,Rita Zisk

Actors: Ken Scudder,David Brook,Vernon Von Bergdorf

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It’s presented as a case history of a pervert, Robert (David Book), a guy who we discover is fully capable of carrying sex acts to their fruition, but gets off on harassing women with obscene phone calls.

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Name: Baby Doll

Country: United States

Year: 1975

Duration: 71 min

Director: Carl Evans

Language: English

Actress: Spring Finlay,Justina Lynn,Kris Ware

Actors: David Brook,Bill Kress,Alan Taft,Al Moore,Steven Long

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Candy Mason might be called Baby Doll, but she’s definitely all grown-up and is getting tired of just sucking her thumb. Ready to experience her freakiest fantasies at last, Candy prepares to go out on the prowl. Joined by a stunning set of her sexiest girl friends, Candy gives in to the horny demands of every guy in the neighborhood, while her gal pals either jump into the action or watch. You’ll see our lovely star and her luscious, man-hungry companions reach their passionate potential in every hard, wet scene! This is 70s hardcore at its best, filled with scrumptious all-natural women and fun-filled, no-holds-barred erotic action. Fans of classic porn will love this sultry suburban sexfest!

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Cris Cassidy : Classic 70s porn

Name: Valerie

Language: English

Duration: 60 min

Year: 1975

Director: Steve Brown

Country: United States

Actress: Cris Cassidy,Sharon Thorpe,Gina Nadeau,Clair James,Katrina Rexford

Actors: Tyler Reynolds,David Brook,Mark Bolin

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No it’s not ki-ddie porn, but rather a superior example of the many hardcore films made in the ’70s titillating the viewer with young female leads portraying even younger characters. The ebullient Katrina Rexford in the title role of VALERIE is definitely possessed of a post-teen body, but her acting keeps up the desired illusion. Talented filmmaker Summer Brown, whose Abigail Clayton vehicle DIXIE is still quite fondly remembered (and in circulation), emphasizes comedy here, but with Rexford’s help still delivers the requisite sex tease/fulfillment. Episodic format works very well: Valerie is a in need of a foster home. Every time she is placed, matters get messed up comically -CUT to Valerie back at the facility, looking forlorn like a puppy awaiting a new owner. Her first mishap is placement with the Fettuccini family, where daddy is having sex with her predecessor, a bustyblonde named Maggie. Maggie is a bad influence on Valerie, teaching her how to use an immense dildo, and when mum catches Valerie masturbating with it, it’s back to the foundling home. Next sequence has her adopted by Mrs. Kelly, and attending a birthday party with other young girls, entertained by a professional clown. This is a bizarre segment, as the clown is mighty weird, doing Tricky Dick Nixon and John Wayne impressions (!) prior to a game of hide & seek where Valerie wins and gets deflowered by said clown. Mrs. Kelly catches them, and that’s it for Val. Her next home is with a golddigger who wants her to help take care of her 76-year-old husband, wheelchair bound. This is even more tasteless than the clown episode, as the horny old guy plus 15-year-old girl formula is definitely non-p.c. He finally gets Val to strip for him, cueing a predictable heart attack (but he’s a pauper so wifey is not too thrilled at this conclusion after all). Finally the Fettuccinis give Val one last try after Maggie’s flown the coop, with predictable results. Thanks to Rexford’s destroyer body and clever direction, plus more enthusiastic acting than usual in porn, VALERIE is a winner.

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Name: The Erotic Adventures of Casanova

Director: John Holmes

Country: United States

Year: 1977

Duration: 91 min

Language: English

Actress: Beverly Rogers,Nancy Hoffman,Suzanne French,Sandy Pinney,Phadra Grant,Paula Wain,Tracy O’Neil,Iris Medina,Susan Catherine,Bridgette Felina,Cathy Linger,Susan Silver,Justine Taylor,Maureen Spring,Jane Goodman,Diane Bills,Susie Susser,Mary Grant

Actors: John Holmes,Blair Harris,John Seeman,Peter Andrews,David Brook,Rock Steadie,Charly Rule,Peter Johns,Dave Reagan,Jory Jeffery,Will Verdi,Bob Dwyer

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No matter how many movies about Casanova you’ve seen, this vintage porn film with one and only John Holmes in the leading role is hotter than them all! The libidinous and lusty Casanova can seduce any woman and give her the unforgettable moments of pure carnal pleasure. An experienced and skillful lover, he knows what would please a woman the most, be it lesbian play, threesome, anal sex, double penetration or a group orgy. There’s nothing more ecxiting to watch Casanova conquer one beautiful lady after another and make them explode in orgasms!

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Name: Pleasure Masters

Country: United States

Year: 1975

Director: Alex DeRenzy

Duration: 70 min

Language: English

Actors: Joey Silvera,Tyler Reynolds,David Brook,Vernon Von Bergdorf

Actress: Desiree West,Justina Lynn,Rikki Gambino,Enjil von Bergdorfe,Kikko,Nan Johnson,Linda Brooks

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“Pleasure Masters” features two unconnected stories, the first is about a guy with a Japanese housemaid and his girlfriend (who sucks lollipops and has shaved pubes). The second story is set in San Francisco in 1890, a coach drawn by horses is lost in the fog. The male occupants all end up in a brothel and have a wild time. It burned down many years ago and all of the occupants were destroyed in the fire.

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Joan Devlon movies in “Hardgore”

Name: Hardgore

Duration: 129 min

Country: United States

Language: English

Director:

Year: 1974

Actors: John Seeman,Heinz Russo,David Brook

Actress: Joan Devlon,Justina Lynn,Rikki Gambino,Diane Glenke,Bunny Savage

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Name: Seduction of Monica

Country: United States

Language: English

Duration: 55 min

Director:

Year: 1975

Actors: Ken Scudder,Heinz Russo,Tyler Reynolds,David Brook,Dashile Miguele

Actress: Joan Devlon,Veronica Taylor,Susan Catherine

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Name: Seduction of Monica

Director:

Duration: 55 min

Country: United States

Year: 1975

Language: English

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Name: Star of the Orient

Year: 1979

Country: United States

Director: Harold Lee

Duration: 73 min

Language: English

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Name: Baby Doll

Language: English

Country: United States

Director: Carl Evans

Year: 1975

Duration: 71 min

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Candy Mason might be called Baby Doll, but she’s definitely all grown-up and is getting tired of just sucking her thumb. Ready to experience her freakiest fantasies at last, Candy prepares to go out on the prowl. Joined by a stunning set of her sexiest girl friends, Candy gives in to the horny demands of every guy in the neighborhood, while her gal pals either jump into the action or watch. You’ll see our lovely star and her luscious, man-hungry companions reach their passionate potential in every hard, wet scene! This is 70s hardcore at its best, filled with scrumptious all-natural women and fun-filled, no-holds-barred erotic action. Fans of classic porn will love this sultry suburban sexfest!

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Name: Dixie

Language: English

Year: 1976

Director: Steve Brown

Duration: 63 min

Country: United States

Actress: Mimi Morgan,Abigail Clayton,Spring Finlay,Judy Dewitt

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Dixie has two older girls who are so so good, but they can’t persuade her to fly the straight and narrow. Dixie was born to be wild. She’s sexually attracted lo every man she meets on the street and takes them to bed, one after the other. The girls give up on reforming Dixie and decide to trick her instead. They begin arranging meetings for her with friends of theirs, knowing that each encounter will wind up in bed. This is where the action takes off into pure, lustful erotica, as Dixie lights everybody’s fire. Just when you think there’s aerthing left over for the two good girls, they get Into the act too.

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Name: The Erotic Adventures of Casanova

Duration: 91 min

Year: 1977

Language: English

Director: John Holmes

Country: United States

Actors: John Holmes,Blair Harris,John Seeman,Peter Andrews,David Brook,Rock Steadie,Charly Rule,Peter Johns,Dave Reagan,Jory Jeffery,Will Verdi,Bob Dwyer

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No matter how many movies about Casanova you’ve seen, this vintage porn film with one and only John Holmes in the leading role is hotter than them all! The libidinous and lusty Casanova can seduce any woman and give her the unforgettable moments of pure carnal pleasure. An experienced and skillful lover, he knows what would please a woman the most, be it lesbian play, threesome, anal sex, double penetration or a group orgy. There’s nothing more ecxiting to watch Casanova conquer one beautiful lady after another and make them explode in orgasms!

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Name: Valerie

Year: 1975

Director: Steve Brown

Duration: 60 min

Country: United States

Language: English

Actors: Tyler Reynolds,David Brook,Mark Bolin

Actress: Cris Cassidy,Sharon Thorpe,Gina Nadeau,Clair James,Katrina Rexford

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No it’s not ki-ddie porn, but rather a superior example of the many hardcore films made in the ’70s titillating the viewer with young female leads portraying even younger characters. The ebullient Katrina Rexford in the title role of VALERIE is definitely possessed of a post-teen body, but her acting keeps up the desired illusion. Talented filmmaker Summer Brown, whose Abigail Clayton vehicle DIXIE is still quite fondly remembered (and in circulation), emphasizes comedy here, but with Rexford’s help still delivers the requisite sex tease/fulfillment. Episodic format works very well: Valerie is a in need of a foster home. Every time she is placed, matters get messed up comically -CUT to Valerie back at the facility, looking forlorn like a puppy awaiting a new owner. Her first mishap is placement with the Fettuccini family, where daddy is having sex with her predecessor, a bustyblonde named Maggie. Maggie is a bad influence on Valerie, teaching her how to use an immense dildo, and when mum catches Valerie masturbating with it, it’s back to the foundling home. Next sequence has her adopted by Mrs. Kelly, and attending a birthday party with other young girls, entertained by a professional clown. This is a bizarre segment, as the clown is mighty weird, doing Tricky Dick Nixon and John Wayne impressions (!) prior to a game of hide & seek where Valerie wins and gets deflowered by said clown. Mrs. Kelly catches them, and that’s it for Val. Her next home is with a golddigger who wants her to help take care of her 76-year-old husband, wheelchair bound. This is even more tasteless than the clown episode, as the horny old guy plus 15-year-old girl formula is definitely non-p.c. He finally gets Val to strip for him, cueing a predictable heart attack (but he’s a pauper so wifey is not too thrilled at this conclusion after all). Finally the Fettuccinis give Val one last try after Maggie’s flown the coop, with predictable results. Thanks to Rexford’s destroyer body and clever direction, plus more enthusiastic acting than usual in porn, VALERIE is a winner.

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Name: Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Year: 1972

Director: William A. Levey

Country: United States

Duration: 84 min

Language: English

Actors: David Brook,Jerry Mills,Jay Rasumny

Actress: Sandi Carey,Maria Arnold,Dyanne Thorne,Ginger Lee Grace

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When a couple of kooky strangers from the planet Urine (or Uranus, whatever they find funnier at the time) arrive on Earth, they have one thing on their mind…and it’s not visiting Knott’s Berry Farm. No, they are on a mission for mad monkey lovin’ with a few of the local lasses. Operation Procreation is supposed to help these blue-headed fools’ endangered planet. The idea is basic: the travelers will repopulate the UN’s favorite stalemate state with little bitty baby spacemen, each with their own unusual sexual reproductive equipment. So the excitable extraterrestrials roam around LA, transporting themselves to massage parlors and local lover’s lanes looking for fornicatable females. Whenever Sgt. Jackoff and Pvt. Asshole (great names, huh?) find a willing woman, they extend their oversized tongues and inflate their balloon-like ears. Then, as they say in the vernacular, the UFO is rockin’, so don’t come a knockin’. After making interstellar bacon with a dozen or so fetching wenches, the cosmic Casanovas head back to their home planet, leaving behind lots of ET tots in their wake.

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